Japanese Women Don’t Get Fat

Which country has the most beautiful women?

My list

1-Japanese-Just beautiful and the most feminine as well. Very few flaws in them, you hardly ever see a fat one, ugly one, or one with a bad attitude.

2-Lebanese women-nice hair, nice eyes, modest, kind, and hard working. And they don’t let their attractiveness go to their head.

3-Hawaiian women-Hawaii is the place where different nationalities of Asian and Pacific Islander’s got together mixed and produced a race of gorgeous women.

4-Indian women-Completely underrated by most people but if you’ve seen pics of Bollywood actress you know how beautiful they can be. Nice hair, cute smiles, and great attitudes.

5-Filipino women-Hard working, petite, and sweet. Don’t know a single guy dating or married to a Filipina that is unhappy.
I’m willing to bet that one white guy is actually a white women.

I’m a white guy BTW.

I got a teal dress at Aeropastale.What is the best makeup to go with it?

The dress traps are about 2 in. wide. It is gathered at the waist.It has a scoop neck. I am 11 and get $20 each night I babysit.I am going to a indoor sleep away camp which has a dance.I have pale skin . If you could give links to good fashion,makeup and travel sights I would be so grateful. I am a women size small. If you have tips on getting hot please post them.I also have a flat chest so any non surgical tips would be great! I am really super skinny and my worst enemies are going to the same camp so please don’t give tips that would make me look stupid or fat. Please no things about inner beauty.I just want to be cool for seven days and get my first kiss. XOXOXOXO japanese@heart

how many one liners are here?

Schizophrenia beats being alone.
if at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today
.I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I want patience… AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
I have friends who swear they dream in color…It’s just a pigment of their imagination.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
It’s sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
Karaoke is Japanese for “Tone Deaf”
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A seminar on Time Travel will be hell two weeks ago.

Alzheimer’s advantage: New friends every day.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys

As I said before, I never repeat myself. As long as I can remember, I’ve had amnesia.

Bigamy: one wife too many.Monogamy: same thing

Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.

Clones are people two.

Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven’t got.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I couldn’t care less about apathy.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.
The meek shall inherit the earth…..after we’re through with it.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already
Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
.Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.
Jesus loves you! It’s everybody else that thinks you’re an ass.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Don’t get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It’s a lot easier on you.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.
Jesus is coming! Look Busy.
My Wild Oats Have turned to Shredded Wheat!
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Seen it all. Done it all. Can’t remember most of it.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
There’s no future in time travel.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives
Polynesia — memory loss in parrots.
A good pun is its own reword
Laughing stock — cattle with a sense of humor?
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
For sale

Which of these political sum-ups are you?

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.Barbara Streisand sings for you.

SOCIALIST
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch. Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private parts. Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.

NEW YORK CORPORATION
You have fifteen million cows. You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.

Past life??? Can anyone help?

For the paste few years I’ve been trying to figure out my past life I believe that I was some sort of warrior or someone or that sort. I’m Tammy Lynn Young birth date 9-6-1985 in WV. THING IS I need to know my past life so I may know if my visions and dreams are true.

One dream I remember is as follows: It was near night fall and I has to try and stop something a great evil… I don’t get it… well any ways when night fell came I some how found me a horse and there was this evil voice saying “Save your friends if you can” I look over and theres is a burning Barn and I seemed to be in another place.. not sure if it was in time but there was nothing around but a clearing of land and a barn… and trees… Well I heard screams of pain and I went to try and save my friends and the ban collapsed…

A dream I can remember all to well is the dream I has a couple years ago or less. I had a dream I was in my back yard and and everyone was GONE but ether way I was there looking for something and the next thing I know a Silver sword appeared in front of me… and I think it has a dark red handle. And a voice inside told me I was a chosen warrior. I turn back around and some Japanese guy in deadly pitch black Samurai armor, and he has the black braid of hair going down his back.. he didn’t have the face protector on… and he told me I was to fight him to the death. And that if I lived I passed some sort of training… (And the guy looked well kinda evil but normal at the same time… he wasn’t skinny but not fat… he had a black thin like mustache that hang down at the sides… I have to say he was in his late late 40′s or mid to late 50′s.) Well the sword appeared in my hand and I swung at him like a little sissy and then I went to swinging hard to where I was actually fighting… son of a girr knocked the stupid sword out of my hands and the man said “You were NOT ready.” And he said something about being prepared.

Well I’ve talked to people who has interesting past lives after that.. I met someone who said she was a Amazon warrior…and someone else that said she was a princess or queen…. And then I myself started adding up the dreams and visions I had… and I came up with a warrior… but I wasn’t for sure seeing some young woman who said she has psychic abilities said I was a home maker with lots of kids… I’m guessing she was just guessing…. I mean that cant be right noting points to that… then I tried some hypnotic session thing with relaxing… I didn’t get much BUT I did have a vison of some stone carving…

It was like a arch edge in stone and in the arch was cravings of vines and leafs. I don’t know what that meant but yeah. I ever drew it on the Microsoft paint… and its a ROUGH ROUGH sketch.

What I’m asking is!

1. What time and what section of the globe did that come from?

2. Can anyone give me a hint as to what my past life is?

3. Was I really a warrior?

4. If I wasn’t what does all this mean?

5. Anyone wanna give me a reading into my past life?

The Arch: http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z303/marcus_family/Archesarch.jpg

Past Life HELP! What does my visions mean?

For the paste few years I’ve been trying to figure out my past life I believe that I was some sort of warrior or someone or that sort. I’m Tammy Lynn Young birth date 9-6-1985 in WV. THING IS I need to know my past life so I may know if my visions and dreams are true.

One dream I remember is as follows: It was near night fall and I has to try and stop something a great evil… I don’t get it… well any ways when night fell came I some how found me a horse and there was this evil voice saying “Save your friends if you can” I look over and theres is a burning Barn and I seemed to be in another place.. not sure if it was in time but there was nothing around but a clearing of land and a barn… and trees… Well I heard screams of pain and I went to try and save my friends and the ban collapsed…

A dream I can remember all to well is the dream I has a couple years ago or less. I had a dream I was in my back yard and and everyone was GONE but ether way I was there looking for something and the next thing I know a Silver sword appeared in front of me… and I think it has a dark red handle. And a voice inside told me I was a chosen warrior. I turn back around and some Japanese guy in deadly pitch black Samurai armor, and he has the black braid of hair going down his back.. he didn’t have the face protector on… and he told me I was to fight him to the death. And that if I lived I passed some sort of training… (And the guy looked well kinda evil but normal at the same time… he wasn’t skinny but not fat… he had a black thin like mustache that hang down at the sides… I have to say he was in his late late 40′s or mid to late 50′s.) Well the sword appeared in my hand and I swung at him like a little sissy and then I went to swinging hard to where I was actually fighting… son of a girr knocked the stupid sword out of my hands and the man said “You were NOT ready.” And he said something about being prepared.

Well I’ve talked to people who has interesting past lives after that.. I met someone who said she was a Amazon warrior…and someone else that said she was a princess or queen…. And then I myself started adding up the dreams and visions I had… and I came up with a warrior… but I wasn’t for sure seeing some young woman who said she has psychic abilities said I was a home maker with lots of kids… I’m guessing she was just guessing…. I mean that cant be right noting points to that… then I tried some hypnotic session thing with relaxing… I didn’t get much BUT I did have a vision of some stone carving…

It was like a arch edge in stone and in the arch was cravings of vines and leafs. I don’t know what that meant but yeah. I ever drew it on the Microsoft paint… and its a ROUGH ROUGH sketch.

What I’m asking is!

1. What time and what section of the globe did that come from?

2. Can anyone give me a hint as to what my past life is?

3. Was I really a warrior?

4. If I wasn’t what does all this mean?

5. Anyone wanna give me a reading into my past life?

The Arch: http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z303/marcus_family/Archesarch.jpg