Your Questions About Hot Girl In Grown Ups
admin | Nov 04, 2012 | Comments 0
David asks…
Everytime i see a hot girl walking in public, the front of my pants starts to grow up and outwards, why?
Everytime i see some hot lady walking around, my pants mysteriously grow forward, do my pants have a defect? Should i take them back to K-Mart and get a refund?
admin answers:
Do NOT return them! They are worth a fortune on Ebay.
By some freak chance you have managed to get hold of an experimental pair of K-Mart pants that were never supposed to be released for retail sale.
Known as the “Bo-ner Booster”, these were intended primarily for elderly men with E.D. (Erectile Dysfunction), who, due to age and circulatory problems, are unable to achieve the traditional “male member response” when confronted with the “hot lady” stimulus you mentioned.
Working via an electronic EEG brain interface connected to a hydraulic system of tube implants in the male “package” (to put it delicately) this enables the recipient to relive the virile days of his youth, when he would spontaneously “pitch a tent”, so to speak, often without even any external stimulus as just described.
There are risks, of course, notably the tendency of the high pressure hydraulic joints to occasionally fracture. The inevitable fluid leakage, far from emphasizing youthful virility, instead promotes the idea of elderly incontinence, the exact opposite of the desired effect.
Still, with such a scarce production run, and collector value potential, this is definitely a good investment, and inflation hedge.
Bottom line: Do not return to K-Mart. You are sitting on a gold mine;.
Daniel asks…
do gay people become un-horny when they see a naked girl? like when we see a naked man?
i was wondering about this the other day. i saw like 20 girls in a few hours that would be doable. and i asked a few people this same question. how could you not get excited by this? is that possible? how can any guy only like men? girls are so hot. did they grow up around ugly girls?
when gay guys see a naked girl, does their boner go away? like a naked girl walks in front of them and they say “gross”. and they cover their face. i know i think two men kissing is gross. is a man and a woman kissing sick for gays? i just dont get how any guy could not be turned on by hot girls. i mean its good for me, because theres less guys to go after the girls i want, but i mean, how is this possible?
explain it to me. i know this is a breakthrough question that no one ever asks.
admin answers:
A naked female does absolutely nothing for me. Nothing. No urges, no groin twitches, nothing. We are more accustomed to having to watch straight people kiss than you are to watching gay people, but I would rather not have to watch anyone tongue wrestle.
You don’t get it because you are straight. What hot girls do for you, hot guys do for us gay guys. It’s the same sort of feeling, just directed toward the same sex. It’s how we are wired from birth.
Michael asks…
hot girls + douchebag guys?
so i’ve always heard that things change when you get older. Girls grow up and learn that they don’t want bad boy boyfriends anymore and then the nice guy usually gets the girl. Well im 21 now and in college and it’s worse than it has ever been. i’ve never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl and im well aware that i might be the problem. but it still seems that girls never change they still go for the douchebag guys. i thought girls were supposed to mature before boys but i have yet to see that.
if anyone can give me some insight maybe im missing something and its just me
admin answers:
1. You are referring to them as the hot girls, already I know you never talk to them.
2. Yes, they will generally be with the douches until about age 25
3. Not all girls, flirt with some, and please try not to be obsessively picky.
4. Stop complaining, it’s
Oh and for an actual tip, try being unique. Prove you are different then most people, girls like mysterious.
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